You're The Schitt Card
Pun (definitely) intended.
Blank inside. A2 size: 4.25" x 5.5". Printed on matte white cardstock. Comes with kraft envelope, cellophane sleeve.
About the artist: Party Mountain Paper is a whimsical tornado of pop culture, puns, and humour (with a 'u' because we're proudly Canadian). All illustrations are thought up and made by the company's owner Margaret Kalejta. She's cool but she's also writing this so that might be biased.